Bad Suggestions

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    • #1079
      NPC
      Participant

      If you can’t beat em, join them. Following that piece of advise I’ve decided to receive my sustenance the same what Logical Premise does, by feasting on your tears. To that end here are some new suggestions.

      Ahern tries to get his niece and Tela together. Two birds with one stone thinks Ahern. Too bad Tela gets brutally killed by Sara while disguised as the Butcher. Leading to Ahern’s niece starting another revenge chase. Because revenge solves everything, right?

      Aethyta begs Sara and Liara not to repeat her and Nezzy’s mistakes before dying. The only thing we learn from history is that we don’t learn from history.

      Still surprised Telayana and Liara haven’t slept together yet considering asari sex drive. Because sleeping with your friends when under high levels of stress and mental breakdown would be what any healthy person would do.

      Jack and Morinth have a pity threesome with Sara, Morinth gets nightmares. Because that’s what you get for poking around in Sara’s memories bitch.

      The oldest jobs that could be consider true professions are prostitutes, mercenaries, and brewers in that order. Money, sex, war, and drugs. I guess that tells you all you need to know about the human race. I don't know if I should be sad about that or scream HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!

      Bitch, I'm wearing kinky boots and leather. Do you really think your going to win this fight?

    • #1080
      NPC
      Participant

      Clone!Sara breaks out of Cerberus lockdown when she realized she’s going to he disposed of. But once she finds out Liara is alive she tries to take Sara’s place. She fails and is mortally wounded, she begs Liara to hold her while she dies.

      The oldest jobs that could be consider true professions are prostitutes, mercenaries, and brewers in that order. Money, sex, war, and drugs. I guess that tells you all you need to know about the human race. I don't know if I should be sad about that or scream HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!

      Bitch, I'm wearing kinky boots and leather. Do you really think your going to win this fight?

    • #1091
      Logical Premise
      Keymaster

      Wow, these are … really bad.

      Think of some more! I might write one of these up for the sheer angst as a side story on “What If?”

      Purge the alien. Kill the heretic. Suffer not the witch to live.

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